Daily Archives: May 14th, 2009

Hey Guys and Gals! I totally forgot. I wrote a page on 2008’s acheivements. I lost it though. Ironically, I finished it 5 minutes after the new year. Check it out, beeches!

PS: You NEED to comment! It is the joy of my life.. Do it or I will kill this puppy. Seriously.

We just added a new section. Pictures! Check it out!

We have another page! Sh*t to do at WalMart! Like:

 
 Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

 Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
Hold indoor shopping cart races.