We have another page! Sh*t to do at WalMart! Like:
| Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
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