Remember the Walmart Post?
We tried it out!
And guess what? NO SUSPENSION!
This makes us slightly mad.
Which means: MORE!
1. Assemble plungers and stick to floor.
NEVER flush in the bathroom
Hide stuff in the baskets on display.
Take drinks, hide in aisles.
Use plungers in toilets, then return to aisle.
Start conversations with complete strangers.
CHARGE DOWN AISLES!!!!
Fill other people’s cart full of useless crap (i.e. beer, condoms, Toilet seats,) when not looking.
Block off aisles with merchandise
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN through the exit.
Do previous when guards are there.
Get a walmart vest; escort kids off the premises.
