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1. Avg. speed of a butterfly: 12 mph.
2. Cabbage was once considered an aphrodisiac, a “natural Viagra.”
3. Natural gas has no odor. The smell is to alert you if there is a gas leak.
4. Exxon spent $100 million on market research before changing its name from Esso.
5. Exactly 342 crates of tea were dumped at the Boston Tea Party.
5. Oberammergaueralpenkrauterdelikatessenfruhstuckskae is a type of cheese.
6. There are asteroids named after all of the Beatles.
7. Sheep refuse to drink from running water. Now ewe know.
8. It is illegal to swim on dry land in Santa Ana, CA.
9. The Maori of New Zealand believe God sneezed life into humans.
Here’s some questions.
If all questions have answers, what’s the answer to a rhetorical question
If money dosen’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
How did the “Keep off the Grass” sign get there?
Why do we say Heads up when we should say Heads down?
Why is the Department of Interior in charge of all things outside?
What disease did ham have before it was cured?
Why do they say you slept like a baby if they wake up every hour and a half?
Why is it hard to remember how to spell mnemnoic?
If they call it quicksand, why is it so slow?
Why are they called marbles if they’re made of glass?
What does a bald guy say his hair color is on his driver’s licence?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why bother practicing?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our garnments in our suitcase and our suits in a garnment bag?
Why do they call it a near miss when 2 airplanes almost collide? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit?
These warning labels are a bit odd. Some things in life need to go without saying, but it seems there’s always somebody who needs to know not to stop a chainsaw with his privates.
On a insect repellent:
“May be harmful to bees.
On a life-saving device:
“This is not a lifesaving device.”
On children’s cough syrup:
“Do not drive car.”
Motorcycle mirror:
“Objects in mirror are actually behind you.”
On patio furniture:
“Keep away from damp and sunlight.”
A box of sleeping pills:
“May cause drowsiness.”
Milk bottle:
“Once opened, do not store sideways.”
On peanut bag:
“May contain nuts.”
On water heater:
” If building containing unit is on fire, do not enter building.”
On a matress:
“Do not attempt to swallow.”
TV Remote control:
“Not dishwasher safe.”
On a garden hose:
“May cause cancer.” (WTF?)
On an iron:
“Never iron clothes still on body.”
On a dress:
“Do not wash or clean.”
Video game console:
Attempting to stick head may result in injury.
On a bottle of aspirin:
“Do not use if allergic to aspirin.”
On a chansaw:
“Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals.”
On a birthday card:
“Not suitable for children under 10 months.
On a wristwatch:
” This is not underwear. Do not put in pants.”
On a hammer:
“Do not use to strike any solid object.”
On set of railroad wires.
“Touching these wires cause instant death. Anyone found doing so will face a maxium of $25,000.”
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